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Im a 23 year old devoted father and boyfriend to two young outstandingly wonderful girls; I'm recently engaged and looking foward to a new member of our family. I believe each day presents the funniest of situations, even in it's cruelness. My joy and entertainment comes from my 3 and half year-old daughter. My positve outlook shapes my days to petrude happinies.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Its OFFICIAL....I've Jumped The Shark

So blogging for me has officially jumped the shark, Yes I am actually blogging live in real time from class....... here's a quick run down:

Course: Family Mediation ( weekend Session) "get in, get out"
Profess: Nice Lady, soft voice, Chances are you could strike her in the Trachea with a wiffle-ball-bat- and she'd likely say " mmm k let's talk about what you just did To me mmm k.?"
"Blind wheel-Chair Guy"- The dude is blind and hunched over in flipping sweet electric wheel chair; two best things about this guy 1) he has the most concise, meaningful comments about the class, 2) his guide dog looks amazingly identical to the Doberman that Snoop Dog Morphs into his early 90's rap videos..... I'm just waiting for that guide dog to pass out from doing it Doggystyle all nite.... You know that dog got plenty of B****** after that video aired!! "Rich Middle Eastern Hottie"- Swear to god, In the three days this olive tanned, dark haired, Dolce & Gabbana wearing Metrosexual has probably dropped $50 on Starbucks coffee, pastries, and the eco friendly "ethos" water... guaranteed he probably smokes a pack of Turkish jades a day.

FINAL THOUGHTS: Class was 3 days, all day on SAT & SUN; got to go to farmers market yesterday, that's always neat. Hardest part was waking up Early to be here; laid back class: LASTLY;Got me out of the house, met a cool teacher, and likely will get an A for 2 Credits...Sweet as Candy!!!

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